Aussie aussie, oi oi oi!!!!!!!

Joey’s further education of the English language, courtesy of my colleague : )

Colleague: I wish that our lunch room is bigger so we can fit everyone in.
Me: Yeah, I am hands up for that
Colleague: Fiona had a look at a for sale apartment upstairs a few days ago, she was thinking of buying it and converting it to our lunch room. But she didn’t buy it in the end.
Me: Why??
Colleague: Coz it is so small that you can’t even swing a cat in it.
(Muahaha, poor kitty)

Me: I am starving.
Colleague: Me too, I am so hungry I can eat the crotch of a flying bird.
(Wow!!! Did I just hear the word “crotch”????????!!!)

Me: Are you finished for the day??
Colleague: Nope, Fiona and the patient are still flapping their gums.
Me: ??????
(Flapping gums = chatting, ahahah)